so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 1
New Chunks Explored: 367923 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

    Dust Settler Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

    But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMPMineCraftRider

    SMPMineCraftRider
    Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

    OopsCraft – Because YOLO!
    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

    And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

    But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

    And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

    So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

    NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv
    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

    if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

    so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

    Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Alien Abductions: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

    Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

    Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Runes Activated: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 93
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Crops Grown: 9622
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisterHIPPACraft

    SisterHIPPACraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

    Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

    Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 130
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 25

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CatFactsMC SMP

    CatFactsMC SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

    2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

    3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyJerkzMC

    BlockyJerkzMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elephant Wrinkle Wars

    Elephant Wrinkle Wars
    come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

    not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

    if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

    But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

    The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2107 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

    TipTopCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

    Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FertileFiascoCraft

    FertileFiascoCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

    Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

    Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1441 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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