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Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Beauties: Suisei’s Sexy Minecraft Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness Suisei from Hololive transform into the ultimate sex symbol of the virtual world! Watch as she builds pixelated hearts with her bare hands and seduces creepers with her enchanting voice. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild and wacky adventure – join our server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Farms Harvested:	886
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Forever Alone Craft: Where weekends are meant for gaming, not socializing!

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Are you tired of spending your weekends all alone, staring at your screen and wishing for some excitement? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop fun!

Imagine this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their fabulous wool. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree, where pigs fly and bacon grows in abundance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly plants and challenges players to navigate his treacherous maze of spikey traps. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamond and grants wishes to those who can catch it.

So why waste another weekend playing alone when you could be joining us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The bacon tree is calling your name!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6354	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MadLadCraft: Where the craziness never ends!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a mad lad decided to build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds. And guess what? Isreal loved it so much that they declared their undying love for America! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (just make sure they don’t explode). Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SuicidalCraft: Where winning means dying!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to win is by killing yourself! That’s right, suicide is the key to victory on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be competing against other players to see who can off themselves the fastest, but there are also crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you want to throw yourself off a cliff just to see what happens next.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to outdo your fellow players in the ultimate game of life and death. Just remember, the only way to win is to lose… yourself.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	76
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OverstayingCraft: Where even the creepers are starting to think it’s time to move on

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like they’ve been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and your sanity. We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that can breakdance, and cows that can do the Macarena. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our dancing sheep disco party!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

So why does it feel like our server is overstaying its welcome? Because once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Come for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Tax Collectors: ‘te voy a taxar’ Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem where anything goes!

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as weird and wacky as possible. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ sanity).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Plus, every Monday is “Dress Like a Potato” day, where the best spud-themed outfit wins a prize (potato not included).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed, confused, and possibly a little bit traumatized. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those llamas).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	6523	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MermaidMayhem Minecraft Server: Dive into a sea of laughs and adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where mermaids roam the waters, ready to lure unsuspecting players into their underwater lairs. But don’t worry, you can also become a mermaid and join in on the fun!

Join our server for a chance to face your fears of water and beautiful women all at once. Explore underwater caves filled with treasure and danger, and maybe even find love with a mermaid (or merman, we don’t discriminate).

So why wait? Dive into our server today and experience the thrill of a horror game like no other. Just remember to bring your water wings and a sense of humor!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HouthisCraft: Where even the creepers know who’s boss!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a stampede of llamas? Look no further, because on our server, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our community is so diverse that even the zombies are learning new languages. Plus, our players are so skilled at PvP that they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, the only limit is your imagination. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to create a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not? The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times our players have accidentally fallen into lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers). Who knows, you might even spot a houthis riding a llama while singing “Baby Shark” in Swahili. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LaggyCraft2077 – Where glitches are features and creepers wear neon cyberpunk outfits

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where we’ve taken inspiration from the cyberpunk world of “Johnny Got His Gun” and turned it into a virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for the ultimate character builder update 2.0, where you can create the most insane and outrageous characters you can imagine. Want to be a half-cybernetic, half-mutant, half-unicorn? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

Watch our official launch trailer, “Phantom Liberty,” where you’ll see just how wild and crazy our server can get. And don’t forget to check out our exclusive items from Twitch, Amazon, Gwent, The Witcher, and Gog – because who doesn’t want a cybernetic sword that shoots lasers?

Need some extra help? We’ve got console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling, money, and more. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our recommended mods for even more insanity.

Join our back alley mods and modding Discord for all the latest updates and community content. And don’t miss our braindance catalogue, where you can experience mind-bending adventures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8726	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Villages Defended:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyBeauty: The Ultimate ‘Heightmaxxing’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a short manlet in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over your enemies and impressing all the ladies with your height? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your height insecurities!

Join our server and experience the power of being over 6 feet tall in the virtual world. With our special potions and power-ups, you can grow taller than ever before and dominate the competition. No more feeling like a tiny deformed freak, now you can stand tall and proud!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with blonde NPCs just waiting for a tall, handsome player like you to sweep them off their feet. Literally! With our 5-inch leg lengthening surgery option, you’ll be strutting around like a giant among men, attracting all the white girlfriends your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server now and start living your tall dreams today. Who needs real-life leg lengthening surgery when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t be a manlet, be a Minecraft giant!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Love Connection: Date a Creeper Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and witness Mukuro, the ultimate tomboy, as she takes on the world of Minecraft like a boss. From building epic structures to battling mobs with her bare hands, there’s never a dull moment when Mukuro is around. So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Crew Corner

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of choosing between left or right. Will you choose wisely and find the hidden treasure, or will you fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? The choice is yours, but be warned, the consequences are hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet pig that can fly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always choose left. Or is it right? Oh, who cares, just come join the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ObsessedCraft: Where Creepers are Considerably More Popular Than You

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a potato? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Aryan goddesses who will make you question your own existence! Join us and witness the beauty that will make you want to throw away your diamond armor in shame. Plus, our players are so obsessed with themselves that they spend hours perfecting their pixelated looks just to impress you. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Dragons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Kings: Because who needs a crown when you have diamonds?

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Are you tired of being just a measly king in Minecraft? Well, on our server, forget about ruling over peasants – become a GOD instead!

Join us and harness the power of lightning bolts to strike down your enemies, summon a legion of loyal zombie minions to do your bidding, or even create your own custom dimension where you can rule over your subjects with an iron fist (or a diamond fist, if you prefer).

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility – and also the occasional prank war between the gods that can turn the server into chaos. So if you’re ready to ascend to divine status and wreak havoc in the most hilarious ways possible, then this server is the place for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Falling into the Void:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12