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Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 8633 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8501 | Animals Bred: | 63 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have all been cursed by a witch to have the faces of chickens. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, if somebody offered you $1,000 because you’re ugly, you can just laugh it off and say, “Thanks for noticing my unique charm!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, his jokes are fire-breathing good!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and diamonds are used as toothpaste. The possibilities are endless!