lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Runes Activated: 8
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
Divine Spears Created: 30 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 35

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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