lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Chimeras Created: 3
Falling into the Void: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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