UFO Lands: Where Pigs Fly, Villagers Party, and Creepers Rehabilitate!

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United Lands Server Overview

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues. Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees, unlock Masterwork Armor, and access player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic for fairness and balance. Donations support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and fight alongside friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the United Lands server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP IP┋red.unitedlands.org.

Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

Q: Can I see the map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the server map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Yubi Lickin’ Crafty Crew

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more! Join now and discover the secret power of your tongue in our virtual world. Yes, you heard it right! Your tongue will have magical abilities to turn blocks into diamonds with just a lick! Don’t believe us? Well, come try it out for yourself and see your yubi transform into a diamond-mining machine! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see wat dat tongue do to my yubi!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AlphaCraft: Where Gen Z Gets Schooled

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Welcome to the most INSANE Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Gen Alpha is gonna be screwed when they see what we have in store for them on this server.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win UNLIMITED DIAMONDS.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild party where the music never stops and the dance floor is always lit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Gen Alpha won’t know what hit them!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	221
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PixelPotion: The Ultimate Sales Boost!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are our salesmen and the diamonds are our currency!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own car dealership out of PIXELATED blocks and sell cars to your fellow players. Trust us, Steve from Minecraft has already bought a Lamborghini from us and he’s never looked back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere in the server where you can find the rarest cars in the game. Will you be the one to discover it and drive away in a virtual Ferrari?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s CRAFT some crazy car deals together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	4900	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Git Gud Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5162
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Booty Bonanza

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Emeralds Found:	455

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

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Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Items Found:	5665	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1175	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty DILF Kingdom

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	822	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blockbuster Bonanza

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Potions Brewed:	53	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow made of diamonds while battling a dragon with a lightsaber.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper and the dance floor is made of glowing obsidian.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies throw slime at you for fun?

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	5401
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.