U Mine Ko Minecraft SMP

backstory, compassion, Expectation, EXPECTING, Extend, humor, INSANE, insane backstory, love, Maniac, Minecraft, posits, R07, Readers, retard, smp, Story, umineko, Understand me please, Without love it cannot be seen

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	432
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3852
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories.

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCannonCo

arms development, arms race, artillery production, Boost, collaboration, CraftyCannonCo, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense news, denmark, european defense, European support, geopolitical news, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military modernization, military partnership, military technology, Ukraine, weapons manufacturing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mines Excavated:	2763	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark be helpin Ukraine make mad artillery like 25 times more! Imagine all da explosions and chaos u can cause on dis server! It’s gonna be lit AF, fam! Join now and be part of da epic warzone where u can blow up everything in sight with ur OP artillery! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s wreck havoc together! BOOM! 💥🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness #ArtilleryMayhem #JoinOrRegretIt

Sahara Dust Storms – No Radioactive Risk!

air quality, atmospheric conditions, dust, dust particles, environmental contamination, environmental impact, French nuclear tests, global health, Hazardous substances, health hazards, Natural phenomena, public health, radiation, radiation levels, radioactive, radioactive materials, radioactivity exposure, Risk, risk assessment, Safety Measures, SAHARA, Saharan dust storms, scientific research, storm’s

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where saharan dust storms are a regular occurrence! but don’t worry, they won’t give you any radioactive superpowers or turn you into a mutant. in fact, they’re just there to add some extra challenge to your mining adventures!

we promise that the radiation in our server is totally unrelated to any french nuclear tests in the sahara. so don’t worry about growing an extra limb or developing telekinetic powers while you’re building your epic castle or exploring our vast world.

join now for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving saharan dust storms without any real-life consequences. plus, who wouldn’t want to brag to their friends about playing on a server with radioactive sandstorms? it’s the ultimate flex for any hardcore minecraft player.

Benroo’s cobblemon SMP

Adventure, battle arena, Benroos, challenge, Cobblemon, Community, Discord, Fabric, Fun, Gaming, Gyms, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Poké-Centres, Poké-Stores, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Trainers

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon Server
Server Type	Casual
Features	– Cobblemon-themed spawn– Poké-Centres and Poké-Stores– Three different gyms– Battle arena– Discord community
Version	Fabric 1.21.1
Modpack	Will be linked in the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us today using the discord link provided above and make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game ones too.

Q: What currency is used in the server?

A: Players can earn and spend currency gained from defeating Pokémon.

Q: What can I do in the battle arena?

A: Players can fight each other without Pokémon in the battle arena at spawn.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Assumptions, cringe, EMBARRASSING, heroing, hypothetical scenario, late-in-life virgin, plausible deniability, Quests, reasons, Valentine’s Day, Valentines

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!

RewatchableShowMC SMP

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, binge-worthy, classic, Entertainment, favorite shows, iconic, memorable, most rewatchable, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, RewatchableShowMC, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8300	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond armor galore and the best enchantments you’ve ever seen. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Potions Brewed:	193
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6841	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

AntiVaxxers, correlation, COVID-19 vaccine, Decline, health, immunization, Impact, infectious diseases, likelihood, Measles, MMR, mumps, parents, preventative healthcare., public health, refusal, research, rubella, ruin, study, vaccination, Vax率, young children

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Anarchy, Doomworld, Minecraft, Server, Unique

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.doomworld.fun

Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Items Found:	7549	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	250	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!

USProtestWatch Minecraft SMP

activism, citizen journalism, Civil unrest, current events, demonstrations, freedom of speech, government transparency, grassroots movements, mainstream media, marginalized voices, Media bias, media blackout, Minecraft, news coverage, political activism, political dissent, protest coverage, PROTESTS, public outcry, smp, social justice, us news, USProtestWatch

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	983	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
New Chunks Explored:	647727	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

OMG guys, you need to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and even a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the Nether.

So if you want to join in on the madness, come on over and join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride, but it’s totally worth it. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PlyCrafters United

bathroom essentials, bathroom essentials shopping, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom necessities, bathroom products, consumer behavior, eco-friendly options, household supplies, personal hygiene, PlyCrafters, purchasing habits, single ply toilet paper, sustainability in the bathroom, toilet paper brands, toilet paper choices, toilet paper debate, toilet paper preferences, toilet paper quality, toilet paper rolls, toilet paper stock, United

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimension Hops:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!