U Mine Ko Minecraft SMP

backstory, compassion, Expectation, EXPECTING, Extend, humor, INSANE, insane backstory, love, Maniac, Minecraft, posits, R07, Readers, retard, smp, Story, umineko, Understand me please, Without love it cannot be seen

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy characters and even crazier stories.

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on top of creepers, diamonds rain from the sky, and every tree is made of cake. Our server is like no other, with events like “TNT Tuesdays” and “Ender Dragon Dance Parties” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is full of lovable weirdos just like you, who will welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (don’t worry, it’s a sign of affection). So come on in and join the madness – just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Ethereal Anime Haven 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, animation, Anime, anime songs, catchy, classic, Creepy Nuts, Ethereal, Favorite, Haven, INSTANT, INTRO, japanese, Lisa, Music, nostalgic, OP THREAD, Opening, series, theme song, wagakki band, yoasobi

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Towns Built:	5

Join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like watching an anime but in blocky form! Imagine mining diamonds while listening to Creepy Nuts, Wagakki Band, YOASOBI, or LiSA – it’s an instant classic, just like that one OP that’s still my favorite! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, come and play with us!

GrannyGriefNoMore

ABUSIVE, aita, childhood trauma, difficult family relationships, distant relatives, Emotional Abuse, estranged relatives, family, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, generational trauma, Grandma, GrannyGriefNoMore, neglect, not taking son, setting boundaries, toxic family

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like our player who had a rough childhood with a neglectful dad and an abusive grandma named Deb.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and never have to worry about disappointing baby showers or unresponsive relatives. Explore vast landscapes, mine for precious resources, and create your own happy ending without the need for toxic family members.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to deal with unwanted family drama again. Plus, we have virtual baby showers that always have a full attendance, no matter what! Join us now and leave your real-life family issues in the past.

NoChip Wireless EcoTags

#sustainability, chip-free, eco-friendly, EcoTags, electromagnetic waves, electronic tags, electronic waste, Engineering, Engineers, environmental conservation, environmental impact, IC chip, Id, innovation, NoChip, RFID, sensing data, sensor technology, Technology, waste reduction, wireless, wireless communication, wireless sensors

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chip-free wireless sensors that are gonna blow your mind, bro! these sensors are so next level, they gonna reduce the environmental impact of electronic tags like you wouldn’t believe. our engineers straight up developed these wireless tags that are gonna help cut down on all that electronic waste caused by single-use RFID.

imagine this, dude – the electromagnetic waves are gonna be directly reflected with ID and sensing data WITHOUT an IC chip. like, what even is an IC chip anyway? who needs it when you got our wireless sensors doing all the work for you.

so come on over to our server and experience the future of minecraft with these insane sensors. join now and be part of the revolution, man!

Red Grief server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Griefing, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Red Grief, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Star Shards Collected:	292	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

The description of the server server “Red Grief” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

RedGriefCraft.aternos.me

TerraTrove

Adults, BUILD, Community, Cozy, Discord, Drama-free, Fun, Griefers, hackers, kyronix, Minecraft, properly moderated, Relax, Safe, season 4, Server, smp, Space, TerraTrove, thieves, Time

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Requirements	18+ Whitelisted Only
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock

Season 4 is starting on 1st Feb (TODAY!) and seasons last around 8+ months.

It’s properly moderated, so there is no drama like other big, public servers. The idea is for everyone to know each other, have fun together, and enjoy the game, not just wander off building farms solo.

If this sounds like something you would enjoy, drop your Discord below, and I’ll add you! Alternatively, add my discord – kyronix

Hopefully we you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server is running on version 1.21.4
Is the server open to players under 18?	No, the server is only open to players who are 18 and above and have been whitelisted.
How long do seasons last?	Seasons typically last around 8+ months.
How can I join the server?	To join, drop your Discord below or add kyronix on Discord for an invitation.

Brit Feel Craft 1.21.3

1.21.3, Brit, britfeel, british culture, Connection, Craft, discovery, Edition, emotional, family, feel, Heartwarming, Identity, long-lost daughter, love, missing, Mystery, Nostalgia, Parent, relationship, reunion, SEARCHING, ssm, uk

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	159	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	6352	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is like finding SSM’s long lost daughter, except she’s a blocky pixelated princess ready to kick some creeper butt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s tighter than Steve’s pants after a night of mining diamonds.

We’ve got more mods than a pack of wolves in a forest, more mini-games than a villager has trades, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest family this side of the Nether!

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet the elusive Ender Dragon’s second cousin twice removed. Yeah, we’re that wild. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and let’s go on a journey that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

SSM’s long lost daughter edition – where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you on the flip side, blockheads!

CraftyCashGrab

couldn’t resist, CraftyCashGrab, Extravagant, guilty pleasure, impulse buy, impulse purchase, impulse shopping, impulse spending, impulsive purchase, indulgence, instant gratification, instant purchase, Irresistible, luxury item, money spent, must have, Purchase, shopping spree, shut up and take my money, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your wallet)!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of doom. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player gets a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yes, you heard that right. Laser beams. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

DefenceCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Budget, chief, defence spending, DefenceCraft, Defense, defense budget, Diplomacy, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, policy making, Rise, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	2414
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	539
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. and guess what? our foreign policy chief says that if you join, your defence spending will totally rise! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and awesome stuff. so like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

PanamaCraft: China Alert!

ALERT, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, envoy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Global influence, international affairs, maritime security, military presence, national security, panama canal, PanamaCraft, power dynamics, PRESENCE, regional stability, security concern, strategic interests, Trade routes, US

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5118	Dragons Tamed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4727	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	857
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff right? well on our server, we got this epic storyline where china is tryna take over the panama canal in minecraft! like, who even knew that was a thing? but now u gotta join our server to help stop them and save the day! plus, we got like, really cool mods and mini games and stuff. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world!

Orgasmic Women’s Realm

ORGASMIC, Realm, Womens

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	7273
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so like, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join dis server, u gonna be like, hittin’ dat orgasm frequency like never before. we got all da tools and resources u need to really get in touch with ur bodily sensations, ya feel me? like, u gonna be havin’ orgasms left and right, solo or with a partner, it don’t matter. we close dat orgasm gap real quick, like boom, u feel me? so come join us and get ready to experience da most satisfying orgasms of ur life, like, no joke. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Mystic Isles 1.21.4

1.21.4, adorable, Anime, art style, blushing, character design, Characters, cute, embarrassed, emotions, facial expressions, illustration, Isles, Japanese culture, love, Manga, mystic, Okitsura, quirky, red blushes, romance, Shy.., Unique

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	9798
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Yo, bro, have you ever seen a Minecraft server where all the players are constantly blushing? Like, they’re walking around with these red cheeks like they just saw their crush or something. It’s hilarious, man!

Join this server if you wanna see some seriously blushing blockheads running around like they just got caught stealing diamonds. It’s like a virtual embarrassment simulator, I swear.

Plus, the community is so weirdly wholesome. Everyone is just complimenting each other and spreading positivity like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a virtual hug fest, but with pickaxes and creepers.

So, if you’re into blushing avatars and a community that’s way too nice for their own good, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the blushing bug too!

AdultingInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Void Gems Collected:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6441

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out sick dance moves. It was wild, man. And then I built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and it was like, totally rad.

But wait, there’s more! The other players on the server are like, the coolest peeps ever. We have epic battles with giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a crazy circus but with blocks and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons full of treasure. It’s like a real-life adventure movie, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever and feel like a total boss, you gotta come join us. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Plus, we have a secret club where we wear diamond armor and ride around on llamas. It’s like, the best thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieApocSurvivalCraft

Apocalypse, danger, Defense, Dystopia, emergency, End of the World, escape plan, fear, Horror, ISOLATION, outbreak, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, Quarantine, strategy, Survival, survival skills, Undead, weapons, ZombieApocSurvivalCraft, zombies

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Animals Bred:	199	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you ready to put your zombie survival skills to the test? Join our Minecraft server and show off your mad zombie-slaying abilities! We’ve got hordes of undead just waiting to be taken down, and only the bravest players will survive.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate zombie-fighting champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a bit of mischief. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zombies who’s boss!

EUTradeCraft

diplomatic tensions, Economy, EU, european union, EUTradeCraft, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, sanctions, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade disputes, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
New Chunks Explored:	733706	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ores Mined:	5118	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna start a trade war on the eu” and everyone is like “whaaat?” well, we got a minecraft server that’s just as crazy as that! join us and be part of the chaos as we build insane structures and battle it out in epic pvp matches. who needs trade wars when you can have block wars, am i right? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Cheese Crafters 1.21.1

1.21.1, Cheese, cheese aging, cheese at home, cheese culture, cheese curds, cheese equipment, cheese flavor, cheese ingredients, cheese making, cheese melting, cheese press, cheese process, Cheese Recipe, cheese rennet, cheese storage, cheese stretching, cheese texture, cheese types, Crafters, DIY cheese, homemade cheese

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Farms Harvested:	668	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a cheese factory on steroids, bro! We got cows that literally poop out cheese blocks instead of milk. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite? Join us if you wanna live out your wildest cheese-making dreams in a pixelated world. And hey, who needs logic when you can have CHEESE?! It’s a dairy lover’s paradise, my dudes. So come on, join the madness and let’s get cheesy together!