Turtlecraft Season Five

Features Offered:
A plugin to claim your land and prevent spam/griefing!
Enhanced crafting data packs (like better stonecutter recipes, craftable invisible item frames, etc.)
A team of admins to monitor player activity and answer questions
A 10,000 x 10,000 block map pre-rendered with Bluemap
DiscordSRV Integration for staying connected with players
Optional custom resource pack for polished textures
An efficient system for handling trouble-makers

New Anime Frontier 1.20.1

“anime criticism”, 1.20.1, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime fans, anime industry, anime industry issues, anime industry trends, anime opinions, anime reviews, anime trends, current anime, Frontier, modern anime, new anime, nu-anime, otaku culture, state of anime

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Star Shards Collected:	228	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of the absolute state of nu-anime, then come join our Minecraft server!

We got creepers that explode like your mind when you realize your favorite waifu is actually a dude.

Our world is filled with more twists and turns than a yandere’s love life, so get ready for some serious drama.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching a shonen anime fight scene, but with blocks and swords instead of ninjas and magic.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as an isekai plot twist, then look no further – join us now!

MelodicMayhem Minecraft Server

2PAC, Apology, Balkan country, Beef, biggie, Diss, DR. DRE, Eminem, fake fan, graphic t-shirts, hailie, Ja Rule, loose change, MelodicMayhem, Minecraft, music genre, Popularity, public embarrassment, Rap, Rivalry, school trips, Server, stan

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	460	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Emeralds Found:	9266
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of dealing with fake rap fans in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only beef is between creepers and players! We may not have Ja Rule dissing Eminem’s daughter, but we do have epic battles and adventures waiting for you.

Join us and leave the drama behind, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest rap-themed structures in the game. Show off your love for Eminem, 2Pac, Biggie, and Dr. Dre by creating pixel art masterpieces that will make even the most hardcore Stan jealous.

Forget about school drama and classmates who just don’t understand your love for rap music. On our server, you’ll find a community of like-minded players who share your passion for old-school hip hop. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s rap and roll!

NoBabysitPlsLOL

Address, Babysitting, children, cordial, Decline, free childcare, inappropriate, Kindness, neighbor, Neighborly, new year’s day, NoBabysitPlsLOL, single woman, spa day, taking advantage, Tension, Toddler, Unannounced, vacation, work from home, young

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Dragon Eggs Found:	3600

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any pesky neighbors trying to pawn off their kids on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.

Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!

HackLifeNotSMP

best kept secret, clever trick, efficiency, game changer, genius idea, hack of all hacks, HackLifeNotSMP, Hidden Gem, insider knowledge, life hack, life improvement, ninja trick, organization, personal growth, pro tip, productivity, secret tip, self improvement, smart solution, time-saving, useful advice

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	7732
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	851	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6707	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	76830	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Emeralds Found:	6369	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Meteorites Collected:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4908
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	240	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Turtlecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I claim my land on the server?

2. Is the resource pack required to play on the server?

3. How large is the map in Season 5?