Turtlecraft Season Five

Features Offered:
A plugin to claim your land and prevent spam/griefing!
Enhanced crafting data packs (like better stonecutter recipes, craftable invisible item frames, etc.)
A team of admins to monitor player activity and answer questions
A 10,000 x 10,000 block map pre-rendered with Bluemap
DiscordSRV Integration for staying connected with players
Optional custom resource pack for polished textures
An efficient system for handling trouble-makers

HackLifeNotSMP

best kept secret, clever trick, efficiency, game changer, genius idea, hack of all hacks, HackLifeNotSMP, Hidden Gem, insider knowledge, life hack, life improvement, ninja trick, organization, personal growth, pro tip, productivity, secret tip, self improvement, smart solution, time-saving, useful advice

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Star Shards Collected:	200	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchantments Applied:	171	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Dragons Tamed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	698
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	5498
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Items Found:	5683
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	132
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7879	Void Gems Collected:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	110
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4834	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	577111
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	8801	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chimeras Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Runes Activated:	8	Magic Items Found:	8338
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	5622	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Buildings Constructed:	41
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Turtlecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I claim my land on the server?

2. Is the resource pack required to play on the server?

3. How large is the map in Season 5?