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ExeosCraft
{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-WinJoin ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.
🌟 Why Choose Us?
🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise. 🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. 🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. 🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting. 🎮 Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players! 🌐 Our Features:
- 🌄 Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
- 🌟 Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
- 🐾 Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
- 🏡 Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
- 🪓 McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
- 💰 Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
- 🏆 Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
- 🌟 Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
- 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
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ParentalNeglect420
art, BROKE, Choices, college, Demands, family, grand kids, hospital bills, husband, Kids, move in, ParentalNeglect420, parents, part-time jobs, refusing, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, small art program, Support, TOXIC, UNFAIRLooking for an escape from your toxic family drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.Escape the demands of your parents and build your own virtual world where YOU call the shots. No more dealing with their crazy requests like meeting their grandkids or covering their rent – on our server, the only thing you’ll be building is epic structures and friendships.
Who needs toxic family members when you have a whole community of fellow players to support you? Join now and leave the real world drama behind – trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with demanding parents.
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OpinionDefenderMC SMP
Beliefs, Commitment, convictions, Dedication, DEFEND, firm beliefs, Last Day, loyalty, opinion, OpinionDefenderMC, Resolute, smp, stand by, Staunch, Steadfast, steadfastness, strong opinions, Unshakeable, unwavering, unwavering support, unyieldingOMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and you can ride them into battle against giant zombie chickens. And the best part is, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! I wished for a pet dragon, a castle made of candy, and unlimited pizza. It was so epic, bro.But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise, and they can turn you into a superhero with special powers like super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands. I once saw a player turn into a giant chicken and start terrorizing the village, it was hilarious!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who cares when you’re having this much fun, amirite?) Let’s build the most insane creations, have epic battles, and just have a blast together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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VillagerVibesMC
Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, donetsk, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, frontline village, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, Military, peace talks, recaptures, Russian advance, signs, slowing, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, VillagerVibesMC, Warlolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine recaptures frontline village amidst signs of slowing russian advance!! 😂🤣🔥we got villagers trading potatoes for diamonds, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and pigs flying on magic carpets! 🐷✨
our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun! 👻
build your own castle, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off! 💃🕺
come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! 🎮🌟🚀
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Post Internet Forgetful Craft
Craft, data saturation, digital age, digital era, digital natives, forgetful, forgetting, generational differences, generational knowledge, information abundance, information age, information consumption, information overload, information overload effects, information retention, internet, internet generation, knowledge accumulation, memory capacity, Memory Loss, post, post-internet, technological advancement, technology impactyo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it be like a time machine for ur brain, bro. like, u know how people born after the internet gonna forget more stuff than all their ancestors? well, dis server be like a brain gym to keep ur memory sharp, ya feel me?we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. u ain’t gonna see that on any other server, that’s for sure.
plus, we got the friendliest community ever. like, one time a player lost their diamond sword and everyone banded together to find it. turns out it was stuck in a chicken’s butt the whole time! hilarious, right?
so come join us and have a blast, cuz this server be like a party for ur brain and ur funny bone. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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CasualMinecraft
Adventure, Builders, casualminecraft, classic experience, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, friendly community, Fun, gameplay, Immersion, innovation, java, Legacy, new players, no-frills survival, smp, TrailerCasual Minecraft Server
IP casualminecraft.fun Bedrock IP play.casualminecraft.fun (19132) What We’re About:
Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.
Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!
Builders Needed! Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!
Connect Today:
📍 Java IP: casualminecraft.fun
📱 Bedrock IP: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)
💬 Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU
🎥 Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg
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Mystic Biome Quests 1.20.2
1.20.2, bad manners, bathroom humor, bidet, Biome, Disgusting, disgusting behavior, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, foul behavior, gross, hygiene, impolite, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, mystic, offensive, offensive behavior, Quests, Rude, toilet humor, uncouth, unhygienic, UNSANITARYJoin our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own bidet and having it pooped in by random strangers!We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.
Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
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CraftyHub Minecraft Server
$1000/mo, $150/mo, AITAH, bills, children, Conversation, cover, CraftyHub, Cultural, family, financial responsibility, husband, irked, Minecraft, oldest son, provide, Request, savings, serious conversation, Server, Step up, UNCOMFORTABLEWelcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets financial responsibility in the most absurd way possible! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your husband is secretly funding his family’s bills without your knowledge. Will you confront him and demand he stop, or will you embrace the chaos and continue building your virtual empire while your in-laws live rent-free in your pixelated world?Explore the wonders of a server where cultural expectations and sibling dynamics collide, all while trying to save up for that new diamond sword you’ve been eyeing. Will you be the hero who stands up to the family freeloaders, or will you join forces with them and create a Minecraft dynasty like no other?
Join now and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and a whole lot of virtual drama. Who knew that building blocks could lead to such a wild ride? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous adventure – join our server today and let the madness begin!
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NeighborlyMinecraftNote
apartment building, apartment community, apartment etiquette, apartment living, apartment neighbor communication, apartment neighbor conflicts, apartment neighbors, apartment noise, apartment noise levels, apartment noise policies, apartment walls, considerate neighbors, hearing impairment, neighbor disputes, neighborly communication, neighborly relations, NeighborlyMinecraftNote, noise complaints, quiet hours, sleep deprivationLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as noisy as your upstairs neighbor vacuuming at 7am? Look no further! Our server is so loud, it’ll shake your walls just like those dumbbells dropping at 1-3am. And don’t worry, we blast music so loud that even the ghosts in your garage can hear it.Join us if you love the sound of chaos and want to experience sleep deprivation like never before. Our server is perfect for those who work 12 hour shifts and are in school full time – we’ll make sure you never get a good night’s sleep again! Plus, we have a special feature for the hearing impaired, so you can enjoy all the noise without missing a beat.
So come on down to our server and leave your sanity at the door. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop chaos and mayhem? Join now and embrace the madness!
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20MillionaireMinecraftSMP
20MillionaireMinecraftSMP, Age 20+, asset allocation, budgeting, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Success, Investments, long-term planning, million dollars, money management, personal finance, retirement planning, savings, wealth managementOMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a million dollars to give away to every player who joins, like what even is life right now?! You could buy like a million diamond blocks with that kind of money, or maybe even a pet dragon to ride around on while you conquer the land.But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered all over the map filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. And rumor has it that if you find all the chests, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.
So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to not get blown up by a creeper). Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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GoldRushGals Minecraft Server
african women, artisanal gold mine, artisanal mining, collapse, Disaster, Fatalities, gender inequality, gold extraction, gold production, GoldRushGals, Illegal mining, Mali, Minecraft, Mining (Industry), mining accident, occupational hazards, safety regulations, Server, Tragedy, West Africa, West African mining, Women, workplace safetyLOL come join our minecraft server, where you won’t get killed by a collapsing gold mine, unless you dig straight down like a total noob! we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creepers are trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up.Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, or just chill in our pixelated hot tub with a bunch of friendly zombies. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to hang out with us!
Don’t miss out on the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server in the universe! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our cake!
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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals Without Ukraine!
Conflict Resolution, Deals, Diplomacy, diplomatic discussions, diplomatic relations, diplomatic strategy, foreign policy, international relations, negotiation approach, negotiation principles, negotiation process, negotiation stance, negotiation tactics, negotiations, peace talks, political news, Ukraine, Ukraine government, ukraine president, Ukraine stance, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraftlol imagine a minecraft server where ukraine is like NOPE NOT ACCEPTING THIS DEAL I DIDN’T HELP NEGOTIATE IT. zelensky be like “nah fam, i ain’t playin’ that game”. so come join our server where we negotiate deals like a boss and don’t take no crap from nobody. we got crazy stories like zelensky riding a pig into battle against the evil villagers who tried to steal all our diamonds. join now for epic adventures and drama like ukraine in the world stage.