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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6631 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6778 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.
So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)