Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Trump rally? Look no further! Join our server where you can build walls taller than the Great Wall of China and mine for diamonds like you’re draining the swamp.

We’ve got more drama than a White House press briefing and more chaos than a Twitter feed. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to make Minecraft great again, again!

So grab your pickaxe, put on your MAGA hat, and get ready to build the best Minecraft empire the world has ever seen. Because on this server, we don’t just dig for diamonds, we dig for freedom!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Zombie Dances: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BootyCraft Minecraft Server

    BootyCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

    Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Zombie Dances: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7251 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SibSquad Minecraft Server

    SibSquad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

    Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

    NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

    SongTroubleMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 96 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CelebRageCraft

    CelebRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

    One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

    So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Magic Items Found: 8478
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyElectionMCServ

    CraftyElectionMCServ
    come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DonetskMissileMadness

    DonetskMissileMadness
    hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

    Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Chimeras Created: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Star Shards Collected: 102
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

    ✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

    ✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

    ➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

    ➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Block Busters Minecraft Server

    Block Busters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

    3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

    4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Falling into the Void: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 54
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

    SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

    Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

    So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Emeralds Found: 7255

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyWeddingGoals

    CraftyWeddingGoals
    Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

    Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

    But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

    So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RegrettableCraft SMP

    RegrettableCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

    We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Star Shards Collected: 182
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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