Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Trump rally? Look no further! Join our server where you can build walls taller than the Great Wall of China and mine for diamonds like you’re draining the swamp.

We’ve got more drama than a White House press briefing and more chaos than a Twitter feed. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to make Minecraft great again, again!

So grab your pickaxe, put on your MAGA hat, and get ready to build the best Minecraft empire the world has ever seen. Because on this server, we don’t just dig for diamonds, we dig for freedom!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
Dragon Eggs Found: 9777 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Villages Defended: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

    Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

    So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39
    Magic Items Found: 3266 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SibSquad Minecraft Server

    SibSquad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

    Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

    With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Dimension Hops: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

    NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Chimeras Created: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 303 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

    SongTroubleMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 19
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CelebRageCraft

    CelebRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

    One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

    So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyElectionMCServ

    CraftyElectionMCServ
    come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DonetskMissileMadness

    DonetskMissileMadness
    hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

    Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    ✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

    ✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

    ✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

    ➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

    ➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Block Busters Minecraft Server

    Block Busters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

    3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

    4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2220 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

    SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

    Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

    So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyWeddingGoals

    CraftyWeddingGoals
    Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

    Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

    But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

    So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • RegrettableCraft SMP

    RegrettableCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

    We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ores Mined: 7121 Farms Harvested: 119
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HabitCraft: Life Upgrade

    HabitCraft: Life Upgrade
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and discover how small habits like building a house out of only pink wool or only eating golden apples can make your Minecraft life so much better. Trust us, your in-game character will thank you for it!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself dancing the floss with a creeper or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and see for yourself!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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