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Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	395	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Buildings Constructed:	5	Ores Mined:	3669
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	666050	Void Armor Forged:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crops Grown:	4735	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Villages Defended:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Farms Harvested:	260	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	1596
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magic Items Found:	5112

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Votes:	5377
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	6611	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Emeralds Found:	925
Star Shards Collected:	60	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

Players:	92/200	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4