come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 9
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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