come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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