come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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