Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Towns Built: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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