Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Villainous Soap Opera Drama in Minecraft SMP

    Villainous Soap Opera Drama in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our SMP and experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky world.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of angry llamas comes charging at you, seeking revenge for all the times you’ve ignored them in the game. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

    But that’s not all! Our server is known for its epic telenovela-inspired storylines, where players take on the roles of dramatic villains who meet their demise in the most outrageous ways possible. From falling into a pit of lava while monologuing about their evil plans to getting crushed by a giant block of cheese, the deaths on our server are truly one-of-a-kind.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, look no further. Join us today and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP

    LonelySurvivor Minecraft SMP
    Imagine waking up in a Minecraft world where you’re the only player left…sounds like a dream, right? Well, on our server, that’s exactly what happened! The rest of the players mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to rule the land all by yourself.

    But don’t worry, you won’t be alone for long! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of your fellow players. Will you discover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe it was just a really intense game of hide and seek? The possibilities are endless!

    Plus, with no one else around, you’ll have free reign to build the most epic base imaginable. Want to construct a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that spans the entire map? The sky’s the limit (literally, you can build up to the sky if you want).

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in a world where you’re the last person standing. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NoSpleef4You

    NoSpleef4You
    Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Review Queens Server

    Review Queens Server
    so, like, this server is like totally awesome, man. like, we did this study with like 1.2 billion observations and found out that women are, like, way better at rating stuff online than men. it’s, like, a whole gender rating gap thing, dude. and, like, the reason is because, like, women who are unhappy are, like, less likely to leave a review because they’re scared of getting, like, negative feedback and stuff.

    so, like, if you wanna be on a server where the ladies are, like, totally ruling the reviews and stuff, then you gotta join us, man. plus, we have, like, insane stories that will blow your mind, like one time a creeper and a zombie got into a dance battle and everyone was, like, cheering them on. it was, like, epic, dude.

    so, like, come join us on this server where the women are rocking the ratings and the crazy stories will keep you entertained for hours. it’s, like, the best place to be, man.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Blocky Shon’s Minecraft Server

    Blocky Shon’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our server, where Fallenshadow reigns supreme as the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet! Join us for a wild ride filled with husbands, Twitch streams, ASMR videos, and even a Ribbon Cage (whatever that is). But beware, you must treat Fallenshadow well or face the wrath of her loyal followers. And don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting – you never know what surprises await! Ignore, report, and hide divorcees at all costs, because on this server, drama is not allowed. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just don’t ask about the cult rumors…they’re totally not true. 😉

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 5761

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Her Appeal Minecraft SMP

    Her Appeal Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that is as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. We have secret underground bases, giant pixel art statues of our favorite memes, and even a pet chicken named Gerald who thinks he’s a ninja.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to make your dreams come true (or at least give you unlimited diamonds). And don’t even get us started on the time we all banded together to defeat the Ender Dragon using nothing but fishing rods and snowballs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82 Crops Grown: 4880
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TiplessTavern Minecraft Server

    TiplessTavern Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of trying to save some extra cash? Look no further! Our server is like getting a massage and dinner for two with a $250 voucher, but with a 20% discount on your first visit. And don’t worry, we won’t guilt trip you into tipping more than you planned – we appreciate the savings just like you do! Join us for a relaxing and discount-filled gaming experience like no other. Who needs expensive tips when you can tip your hat to our amazing deals instead?

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • LaborCraft: No Thanks, I’ll Pass

    LaborCraft: No Thanks, I’ll Pass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of spiritual discipline, even during childbirth! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can participate in silent births, just like our friend Sarah.

    Imagine the thrill of silently mining for diamonds, quietly building your dream house, and peacefully battling mobs without making a single sound. Our server is all about creating a peaceful and serene environment for our players, just like Sarah did during her home birth.

    Don’t worry, if you feel uncomfortable or need to step away for a moment, we won’t judge you like some of Sarah’s friends did. We understand that silent gaming isn’t for everyone, but for those who dare to embrace the silence, our server is the perfect place to be.

    So join us now and be part of our sacred circle, where the energy of the birth (and the game) is always flowing. Who knows, you might even discover a new level of inner peace while playing Minecraft in complete silence. See you in the game!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 149 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP

    Admiring Abe – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can hang out with your favorite historical figures! Imagine building a castle with Cleopatra or going on a mining adventure with Genghis Khan. Who needs textbooks when you can learn about history firsthand in our wacky world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and make history…literally!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftySuccessLand

    CraftySuccessLand
    Success on our Minecraft server means building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers, and taming a dragon to use as your personal flying mount. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic journey to Minecraft glory!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance

    TaiwanCraft: Annexation Resistance
    so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the macarena. not even kidding, bro.

    our president, like, William Lai, he’s all about resisting ‘annexation’ in Taiwan, but on this server, we’re all about annexing all the cool stuff. like, we got a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

    if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, flying around on a magic carpet made of enchanted golden apples. and the best part? you can ride a llama into battle, armed with a sword made of pure rainbow.

    so, what are you waiting for? join our server today and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #llamalove #diamondsfordays

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Trust Theories Over Science

    Trust Theories Over Science
    so, like, imagine this, right? this server is, like, the ultimate place for all the conspiracy theorists out there. we got aliens, bigfoot, lizard people, you name it. but get this, they’re all REAL on our server.

    join us if you wanna uncover the truth about the government cover-ups and secret societies. we even have a secret underground base where you can meet with other like-minded players to plan your next big revelation.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling dolphins who are trying to prevent the apocalypse? yeah, it’s pretty wild. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server.

    so come on over and join us for a mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. trust us, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t soon forget.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone

    Pixel Pervs: Gender Gap Gone
    LOLZ come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got boys and girls actin’ all the same when they see dem pixels! No more gender gap in reactions to Minecraft porn, everyone be gettin’ all emotional and behavioral up in here! It’s like a virtual gender equality revolution, but with creepers and diamonds instead of picket signs! So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we all be equal in our love for blocky smut!

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • 2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

    2b4a – anarchy server Minecraft

    Just anarchy, come in, play, have fun =)

    Supported versions: 1.16.5+

    More detailed information on the website.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 15083 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21

    Tree SMP: The Vanilla Ice Cream Flavor of Minecraft 1.21
    IP TreeSMP.mc.gg
    Discord https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

    Server Information:

    Map size Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
    Render Distance 10 Chunks
    Gamemode Hard
    Griefing/PvP Enabled
    TnT/Carpet duping Enabled
    Netheroof Enabled
    Bedrock break Enabled

    We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

    Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level.

    2. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    Yes, griefing and PvP are enabled on the server.

    3. Can I use TnT and dupe items on the server?

    Yes, TnT and carpet duping are allowed on the server.

    4. Is the Netheroof accessible on the server?

    Yes, the Netheroof is enabled for players to explore.

    5. Are there any restrictions on breaking bedrock?

    No, bedrock break is enabled for players to interact with.

    Updated October 22, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ores Mined: 4003
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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