Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Falling into the Void: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Fruit Salad with Beets

    Fruit Salad with Beets
    come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

    we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

    our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

    join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Towns Built: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Villages Defended: 17 Ores Mined: 7211
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

    BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!
    come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

    if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ores Mined: 5006 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Enchantments Applied: 107
    Crops Grown: 8474 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SlopCraft Minecraft Server

    SlopCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

    Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

    From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Animals Bred: 33
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • 5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

    5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

    BrotherlyBucksNoBlame
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

    Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

    BelieveItOrNotMC SMP
    Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

    But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • JobCraft: Master of All Trades

    JobCraft: Master of All Trades
    If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

    Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

    And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

    So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Night Owl Network

    Night Owl Network
    are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

    we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

    our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

    join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

    Real Life Toes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

    Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Yeah you Minecraft SMP

    Yeah you Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

    2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

    4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

    PrincipledPlaysMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Oops2Epic

    Oops2Epic
    Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

    Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

    So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Zombie Dances: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Autism Brain Blocks Server

    Autism Brain Blocks Server
    HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

    WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

    SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Ha Ha Minecraft Server

    Ha Ha Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Emeralds Found: 1194 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

    SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer
    Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

    Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

    Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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