Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Endless Night Skies: 1
Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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