So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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