So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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