So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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