Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Crops Grown: 1766

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY