Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY