Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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