Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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