Are you tired of being bossed around by mean moderators on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a team of sassy, fabulous jannies who will never call you a “useless fucking tranny.” In fact, they’ll shower you with compliments and rainbows as you build your way to victory!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while battling evil zombie unicorns. Build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant disco ball at night. And don’t forget to tame a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots out cupcakes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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