Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Enchantments Applied:	208	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7483	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Emeralds Found:	3808

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crops Grown:	5164	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	3252
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Star Shards Collected:	142	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	5187	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1086
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	3087
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Ores Mined:	1781	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mines Excavated:	3707
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Emeralds Found:	9222
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Towns Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	350	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	1748
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.