Tired of getting scammed by shady traders in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can learn the ancient art of trading without getting duped by snake oil salesmen. Our experienced players will teach you the secrets of the trade, from bartering with villagers to setting up your own shop selling rare items like enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. Join us now and become a master of the marketplace!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
Void Armor Forged: 29 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • /vn/ – Minecraft SMP: Fate Stay Night Edition

    /vn/ – Minecraft SMP: Fate Stay Night Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, drama, and pixelated tears.

    Looking for a server where you can date your favorite anime waifu? Look no further, because on our SMP, you can craft a diamond ring and propose to your virtual crush in style.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passages. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries hidden within?

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not challenge our resident E-celeb to a build-off? Show off your building skills and earn bragging rights for days.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate visual novel adventure! Just remember to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Runes Activated: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server

    SocialMediaAddict Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract your wife from her social media addiction? Look no further! Join our server and watch as she spends hours building and exploring instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram and TikTok.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so engaging that it will cure her paranoia and irrational fears. Say goodbye to sleepless nights filled with thoughts of intruders breaking in – now she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to worry about anything else.

    And if that’s not enough, our server will even inspire her to embrace the great outdoors! No more arguments about day trips to museums and parks – she’ll be begging you to take her on adventures in the virtual world instead.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and watch as your wife’s social media addiction transforms into a love for gaming and exploration. Who knew pixels could be so powerful?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world craziness for some blocky fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any stepdad drama. No pressure to accept new dads or replace beloved memories here! Plus, we don’t discriminate against ghostly dads – they get their own special seat for photos too!

    So why join our server? Because here, you can have your wedding your way without anyone telling you what to do. No need to worry about stepdads demanding special roles or moms treating deceased loved ones like replaceable accessories. It’s all about you and your blocks, baby!

    Come join us and build your way to happiness, one block at a time. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Save the Creepers!

    Save the Creepers!
    hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should. FIRST OF ALL, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. u can be rich af in no time. SECONDLY, our server is protected by a pack of wild wolves that will attack any griefers. so u can build ur masterpiece in peace. AND LASTLY, we have a secret mission to save the rare pink sheep from extinction. we are the only species that will save another species from extinction solely based on the reason that they’re going extinct. so come join us and be a hero in the minecraft world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

    Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

    join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

    imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

    so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Ores Mined: 2706 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

    🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

    Tree SMP Minecraft Server

    Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.

    IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

    Map size Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
    Render Distance 10 Chunks
    Gamemode Hard
    Griefing/PvP Enabled
    TnT/Carpet duping Enabled
    Netheroof Enabled
    Bedrock break Enabled

    We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.

    2. What is the server’s Discord server?

    You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.

    3. When is the end fight taking place?

    The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.

    4. What are the server rules?

    Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.

    5. Can I use mods on the server?

    We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.

    6. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Godot Fork Minecraft Server

    Godot Fork Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for Godot? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to wait for anything! Our server is so fast, even Godot himself would be impressed.

    Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP

    My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP
    Are you tired of dealing with faulty graphics cards in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where even the most broken RX 7800 XTs work perfectly fine! Our server is so magical, it can even fix hardware issues with just a click of a button. Who needs warranty repairs when you can just hop on our server and game in peace? Join now and experience the wonders of our mystical Minecraft world where GPUs never fail and gamers never cry over broken tech!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dimension Hops: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 43 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6180

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server

    XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and skeletons!

    We understand the struggle of navigating post-divorce family dynamics, which is why our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. No need to worry about your mom’s boyfriend crashing Christmas dinner – on our server, the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally fall into a ravine.

    So come join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of finding your new normal. Plus, who needs awkward family gatherings when you can spend the holidays mining for diamonds and battling zombies?

    Don’t be an Enderman hiding in the shadows – join our Minecraft server and let the holiday stress melt away like snow in the Nether!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2374 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SisGone4Garden

    SisGone4Garden
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry experience!

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Witness the epic battle between a sister and a wife over a patch of grass! Who knew landscaping could cause so much chaos? Join now to see the drama unfold in real-time.

    Experience the thrill of police involvement and neighbor disputes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

    Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MineTime Madness

    MineTime Madness
    Are you tired of spending hours on end staring at your screen with nothing to show for it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring screen time because on our server, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and riding pigs into the sunset.

    Forget about your real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom (just make sure to wear a diaper).

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our legendary annual Minecraft marathon, where players compete to see who can survive the longest without blinking. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring screen time forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3500 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Ores Mined: 8496

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, we got so much action goin on, even the IDF is talkin about us! 7 soldiers killed by Hezbollah? Pffft, that’s nothin compared to the epic battles we have on the server! Join now and show off ur mad skills, maybe u can take down some virtual baddies too! Let’s goooo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    New Chunks Explored: 584884 Mines Excavated: 1965
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • RefineryRaiders

    RefineryRaiders
    hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a treat for u! come join our server where we have a secret mission to protect all the oil refineries in iran from those pesky israelis! join us in epic battles where we defend the precious oil with our diamond swords and enchanted armor! who knew protecting oil could be so much fun?! so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the battle for the oil refineries!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixel Vessel Quest

    Pixel Vessel Quest
    hey u, ya u, ever wanted to see inside ur body without actually cutting urself open? well now u can on our minecraft server! we got this crazy new thing called photoacoustic tomography that lets u see all ur blood vessels and stuff in super high def. it’s like an x-ray but way cooler. imagine being able to look at ur heart and be like “wow, that’s my heart beating right there!” u gotta join our server to experience this mind-blowing technology for urself. plus, u never know what other crazy inventions we might come up with next. so come on, join us and let’s explore the inner workings of ur body together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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