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ChildhoodOffenseCraft

Adopted, aita, BADGES, Brownies, Caucasian, childhood memories, ChildhoodOffenseCraft, embers, favorite childhood things, happy memories, name change, native american, offensive, proper name, racial slur, Redskins, Sash, Team Building, Uniform, Washington Commanders

Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	201
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

Asia, border crossing, controversy, cross country journey, current events, defector, Desperation, Escape, Hardship, immigration, international relations, Life, news headline, North Korea, NorthKoreaBusHeist, political asylum, refugee, return home, south korea, Trauma, Village bus

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Spongebob No Square Pants

animated, cartoon, Character, children, comedy, funny, humor, long tail tag, Nickelodeon, pants, Popular, sea sponge, spongebob, spongebob squarepants, Square, square pants, tv show, Yellow

Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

1 k, atoms, Chill, Cool, Cooling, gas, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, journal Nature, laser technique, low, new, Paper, PHYSICS., Positronium, positronium atoms, research, researchers, Science, study, Technique, Temperatures, University of Tokyo

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	7078	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Do whatever vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Faction, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival Do whateveryou want no rules ANARCHY vanilla Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	4923

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Craft Craze

Adventure, Alliance, Bedwars, challenge, Combat, Conquer, CraftCraze, Crafting, dynamic, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Heart, LifeSteal, Mining, player, PvP, Rivalry, Survival, Thrilling, THRIVING, Wilderness

Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

cable management, comfortable gaming station, customizable gaming station, dual monitor setup, ergonomic gaming station, Gaming, gaming chair, gaming controller, gaming desk, gaming environment, gaming headset, gaming keyboard, gaming laptop, gaming monitor, gaming mouse, gaming pc, gaming peripherals, gaming room, gaming setup, ideal, ideal gaming station, LED lighting, Minecraft, Server, Station

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

ame, Ame doko, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, doko, emotional pain, finding happiness, Healing Process, life purpose, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, reason to live, Sadness, seeking help, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8296	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

Black, BlockPartyBroExcluded, brother, Communication, consequences, dangerous plans, Desperation, exclusion, family, Friends, friendship, Graffiti, intervention, Police, Race, reckless behavior, Safety, Siblings, supervision, Trouble, white area

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

dysfunctional family dynamics, FamGoneWild, family dysfunction, family dysfunction acceptance, family dysfunction awareness, family dysfunction coping, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction healing, family dysfunction realization, family dysfunction recovery, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction symptoms, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family patterns, Family secrets, family trauma, Minecraft, smp, toxic family, unhealthy family dynamics

Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mines Excavated:	2670

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

Accomplishments.., Adventure, balance, blocktopia, Connection, Contentment, Contribution, Crafting, experiences, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, Meaning, Passion, purpose, relationships, self improvement, spirituality

Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

133000, Armed Forces, Army, autumn, conscription, CraftyPutinsArmy133K, Defense, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, Military, national security, orders, putin, Recruitment, russia, russian federation, servicemen, soldiers, Troops, Vladimir Putin

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

Adventure, civility, Claims, commands, Discord, discord invite, disrupt, Economy, Enchant, FTB, Griefing, heal, Lag, MONEY, OPERATIONs, Ranks, rules, seattle, Sky9, Skyblock, Spawn, Voting

Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5964	Enchantments Applied:	119
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

1b1t.xyz

1b1t.xyz, Anarchy, Chaos, Community, Creative, creativity, Discord, freedom, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, PvP, Raiding, Rebellion, rules, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

1b1t

The anarchy server created for people who don’t want to follow any rules. be creative, create chaos and more. Join 1b1t NOW.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/BwyK2VWwGW

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Banana Split [SMP] – Because Minecraft is just one big fruity adventure… with a side of sandwiches!

#addons, active members, Adventure, Armor stand arms, average age, banana, big, Cheating, dedicated members, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fruity, Griefing, hermitcraft, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, new players, Playerheads, rules, sandwiches, Server, Side, smp, SPLIT, Vanilla, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond based
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s but has a wide range
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Divine Spears Created:	24	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crops Grown:	7952
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4