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CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	129265
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ChildhoodOffenseCraft

Adopted, aita, BADGES, Brownies, Caucasian, childhood memories, ChildhoodOffenseCraft, embers, favorite childhood things, happy memories, name change, native american, offensive, proper name, racial slur, Redskins, Sash, Team Building, Uniform, Washington Commanders

Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	178
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5521
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NorthKoreaBusHeist

Asia, border crossing, controversy, cross country journey, current events, defector, Desperation, Escape, Hardship, immigration, international relations, Life, news headline, North Korea, NorthKoreaBusHeist, political asylum, refugee, return home, south korea, Trauma, Village bus

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we got defectors stealing village buses to go back to North Korea cuz life in the South is just too tough, like what even is happening?! join us for some wild adventures and unexpected twists, u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server! plus, our community is lit and we always have a blast together, so come on and join the fun! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next one making headlines with ur crazy antics on our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Spongebob No Square Pants

animated, cartoon, Character, children, comedy, funny, humor, long tail tag, Nickelodeon, pants, Popular, sea sponge, spongebob, spongebob squarepants, Square, square pants, tv show, Yellow

Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

1 k, atoms, Chill, Cool, Cooling, gas, GROUNDBREAKING, innovation, journal Nature, laser technique, low, new, Paper, PHYSICS., Positronium, positronium atoms, research, researchers, Science, study, Technique, Temperatures, University of Tokyo

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Do whatever vanilla

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Faction, FANTASY, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Buildings Constructed:	36

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Craft Craze

Adventure, Alliance, Bedwars, challenge, Combat, Conquer, CraftCraze, Crafting, dynamic, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Heart, LifeSteal, Mining, player, PvP, Rivalry, Survival, Thrilling, THRIVING, Wilderness

Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Farms Harvested:	189	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

ame, Ame doko, coping mechanisms, depression, Despair, doko, emotional pain, finding happiness, Healing Process, life purpose, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, reason to live, Sadness, seeking help, self worth, self-care, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

Black, BlockPartyBroExcluded, brother, Communication, consequences, dangerous plans, Desperation, exclusion, family, Friends, friendship, Graffiti, intervention, Police, Race, reckless behavior, Safety, Siblings, supervision, Trouble, white area

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Love Letters Sent:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

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Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

Adventure, civility, Claims, commands, Discord, discord invite, disrupt, Economy, Enchant, FTB, Griefing, heal, Lag, MONEY, OPERATIONs, Ranks, rules, seattle, Sky9, Skyblock, Spawn, Voting

Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Buildings Constructed:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

1b1t.xyz

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1b1t

The anarchy server created for people who don’t want to follow any rules. be creative, create chaos and more. Join 1b1t NOW.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/BwyK2VWwGW

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	137	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2520
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5547
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	1