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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7420 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 250 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
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