Are you tired of suffering in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can live like a Brit and never suffer again! Our towns are filled with tea, crumpets, and impeccable manners. You’ll never have to worry about a rainy day because in our server, the sun always shines (unless it’s a rare event called “British Summer”). So come join us and experience the luxurious life of a Brit in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Magic Items Found: 8806
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Crops Grown: 1969
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4691 Alien Abductions: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Towns Built: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 147 Alien Abductions: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 New Chunks Explored: 476592
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 113 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Enchantments Applied: 288
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9018 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 347
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

    Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4613 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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