Are you tired of suffering in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can live like a Brit and never suffer again! Our towns are filled with tea, crumpets, and impeccable manners. You’ll never have to worry about a rainy day because in our server, the sun always shines (unless it’s a rare event called “British Summer”). So come join us and experience the luxurious life of a Brit in Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Zombie Dances: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 310 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Mines Excavated: 4035 Dimension Hops: 11
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 281
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Ores Mined: 7273 Dragon Scales Harvested: 291
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 8479
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Emeralds Found: 4614

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Emeralds Found: 7293

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 337
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Emeralds Found: 7547

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mines Excavated: 2831
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 200
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Villages Defended: 11
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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