Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 156 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.
And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 440 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 19 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Ores Mined: | 2734 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
