Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 8829 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
🤪 Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a team of Tottenham players ready to take on the world of Minecraft. From Forster guarding your base to Richarlison and Werner going on epic mining adventures, this server is a football fan’s dream come true!
🤯 But wait, there’s more! The opposing team, AZ, is not to be messed with. With Owusu-Oduro leading the charge and Van Bommel causing chaos wherever he goes, you’ll never know what to expect next.
🚀 So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you see a showdown between football stars in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic battles and hilarious shenanigans that go down on this server?
💥 Don’t miss out on the madness and join now before you miss out on all the fun! Who knows, you might just become the MVP of this wild and wacky Minecraft world! 🤣🎮
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 137 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us if you want to be greeted by a non-standard vtuber who will serenade you with soothing Minecraft tips and tricks in a language only dolphins can understand.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs – the elusive Disco Sheep! These sheep will groove to the beat of your pickaxe as you mine your way to victory.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you read that right – diamonds!
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, diamond-filled world? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!
But that’s not all – we have epic quests that will have you battling giant chickens, rescuing villagers from evil llamas, and even taking on a horde of zombie clowns (yes, you read that right)!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But that’s not all, folks. We have a secret underground disco party room where the mobs go to boogie down. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.
Oh, and did I mention our resident llama, Larry, who can speak six different languages and gives out free hugs? Yeah, Larry is a legend around here.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Barbie Crampton edition SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get crafting, darlings!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and embark on a journey filled with twists, turns, and unexpected surprises. And don’t forget about our upcoming extractions, where you can target extraction targets like Faust and ID & E.G.O for a chance to win fabulous prizes.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the fact that it’s tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina (spoilers ahead!), we also have a tutorial that is so important, it will change your life forever.
So what are you waiting for? Download our game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam, and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, when you’re on our server, expect the unexpected and get ready to laugh until your sides hurt. See you there!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6320 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.
So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Witness insane collaborations and epic battles as these VTubers try to outdo each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps for their fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And don’t worry about lack of effort or originality – our VTubers are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and entertainment. Plus, with the constant drama and rivalries between them, you’ll never be bored.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and witness the wild world of VTubers like never before. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
