Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.
So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 155 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! We have target extractions like hunting down Faust and fixing office fixtures with FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu. It’s a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And don’t forget, this server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect some epic spoilers along the way. But hey, who needs a tutorial when you can just jump in and figure it out as you go, right?
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us on this insane adventure. Download the game, follow us on social media, and get ready to laugh your way through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. See you in the world of chaos and hilarity!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
– Our server is like /lig/ but in Minecraft form. We only accept players who have at least 500 diamonds in their inventory at all times. Gotta flex those riches, am I right? – Want to shill your 499 diamond oshi? Sorry, not on this server. We only accept the crème de la crème of Minecraft players. You gotta be a Minecraft partner or the equivalent in numbers to even think about joining. – Our player rankings are off the charts! Just like how we rank indie vtubers, we rank our players based on how many creepers they’ve defeated. It’s a tough competition, but hey, that’s the price of being a Minecraft VIP. – Non-English players are welcome too! We have players from all over the world, each bringing their own unique playstyle to the server. From Japanese redstone masters to Chinese mining experts, we’ve got it all. – And don’t even get me started on the exclusive Minecraft mods we have. From Koikatsu cards for some spicy Minecraft fun to a Wheel of Names to decide who gets the last enchanted apple, we’ve got everything you need for a wild Minecraft adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the scrungly Edition like never before! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the craziness that goes down on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server. And if you can find it, you’ll be treated to the ultimate dance-off with the creepers and skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
– Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from the legendary Minecraft ghost.
– Our admins are like real-life wizards, granting wishes left and right. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? No problem! Just ask and you shall receive.
– We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
– Our server is so popular, even Notch himself logs on to play. He’s always looking for new ideas for updates, and where better to find inspiration than our crazy world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
– Our Indian players have mastered the art of building intricate temples and palaces that will make your jaw drop. Plus, they throw the most epic Bollywood dance parties in the virtual world!
– Our Muslim players have created stunning mosques and bustling marketplaces that will transport you to another world. And rumor has it, they have a secret recipe for the most delicious virtual biryani you’ll ever taste.
– But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja pandas who roam the land, protecting players from creepers and other pesky mobs. Trust me, you’ll want these furry friends by your side.
So come join our crazy, diverse Minecraft community and experience a world like no other. Who knew building blocks could be this much fun?
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 223 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Crops Grown: | 7270 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.
The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.
Logs `/co i` are available to each player
Ps before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on discord.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! Our current weapon banner includes the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – perfect for slicing and dicing your way through any obstacles in your path.
Join us for the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battle between candy-loving skeletons and rose-wielding witches. It’s a showdown you won’t want to miss!
And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards – because who doesn’t love free stuff? Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are up for grabs in all regions. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more diamonds and less disappointment.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm filled with enchanted pigs and talking sheep. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty whisk (yes, we provide all players with their very own enchanted whisk for maximum kitchen chaos).
But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret recipe for the most delicious cake in all of Minecraftia. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate baking champion?
So come on, don’t be a whisk-taker, join our server today and let the culinary craziness begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
