Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3784 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rare and elusive black pipo! Why do they ruv black pipo, you ask? Because these mysterious creatures drop diamonds instead of pork chops! That’s right, you can mine for diamonds or just hunt down some black pipo for some bling bling loot.
Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary black pipo, build insane structures with our unlimited resources, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down and see why everyone is raving about our server – because who wouldn’t ruv black pipo and all the craziness that comes with it?
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can hunt for treasures and riches beyond your wildest dreams. And don’t even get me started on our All Saints’ Wake event – it’s spook-tacular!
But wait, there’s more! We have meetups that will blow your mind. From Saturday Morning Cartoons to Tokusatsu Watch Parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And let’s not forget about our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a real scream!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the fun never stops. Who knows, you might even run into a friendless loser meetup or two. See you there, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the magic happens, and Noctyx is where the chaos reigns supreme. ILUNA is the land of mystery, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines, and Krisis is where the drama unfolds.
But wait, there’s more! TTT is where you’ll find the bravest warriors, Denauth is where the adventure begins, and our Teamup schedule will keep you on your toes. And don’t forget about our Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous section for some extra spice!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 460 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us and experience the wonders of Bedrock edition, where the textures are so saturated, you’ll feel like you’re playing in a rainbow! But that’s not all, our server runs so smoothly, you’ll be flying through the game at warp speed.
But beware, once you join our SMP, you may never want to leave. We’ve heard stories of players who tried to switch back to Java, only to find themselves crawling back to us, begging for forgiveness.
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But beware, if you lose, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity and be chased around by a pack of angry wolves. So come join us and see what happens if she wins… or loses!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us if you want to discuss all things scaly, from anatomy arguments (which never go anywhere, by the way) to sharing your favorite scaly series and making outrageous changes to them. Just remember, no monstergirls allowed – we’ve got standards, you know.
So why join our SMP? Well, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant fire-breathing dragon who will only let you in if you can recite the entire script of “The Land Before Time” backwards. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a tribe of kobolds who love to play Minecraft all day.
And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident shark in a top hat who roams the server looking for unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner lizard lover run wild!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4641 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with insane events like Sim Room Overclock, where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the extreme!
But wait, there’s more! How about dressing up your character in the latest fashion trends with Costume Passes like Thief of Justice and Baseball Fan? Trust us, your Minecraft avatar will be the talk of the server!
And don’t even get us started on our upcoming events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] and Solo Raid: Behemoth. You won’t want to miss out on the action-packed fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter Rapunzel: Pure Grace cleaning up the party mess or Cinderella: Glass Princess breaking out her killer dance moves. It’s all happening on our server!
Download now for Android, iOS, or PC and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 44 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Once upon a time, there were two fed’s top babyfaces who decided to join our SMP. And let me tell you, things got wild! They built giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamonds, rode pigs into battle against creepers, and even tamed a dragon to guard their treasure.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a hidden village of talking llamas. And if you join our SMP, you can be a part of all the madness too!
So come on and join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1430 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our server and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. They’ll be begging you to show them your redstone contraptions and asking for your expert advice on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Who needs real life when you can be the ultimate ladies’ man in Minecraft?
So come on, leave your real-life ickiness behind and join our server where being a male autist is actually a superpower. Who knew virtual reality could be so much better than the real thing?
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is home to the most skilled builders and redstone wizards in the Minecraft universe. Need a skyscraper built in a day? No problem, our players can do it blindfolded while juggling TNT blocks.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock secret soccer mini-games where you can challenge Cristiano Ronaldo himself to a penalty shootout. And if you win, he’ll give you a signed diamond sword as a prize!
So what are you waiting for? Come join Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP and show off your skills on the virtual pitch. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Messi!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Why should you join ONK, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to turn into a magical unicorn. But beware, for there are evil creepers lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your unicorn powers and turn you into a llama with a bad haircut.
But fear not, brave adventurer! ONK is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will bestow upon you the gift of infinite chicken nuggets if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.
So what are you waiting for? Join ONK today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of ONK, anything can happen – for Japan!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen as they fight for control over the land. Will you choose to align yourself with the Carrot Knights or the Broccoli Bandits? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, things may get a little… explosive.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
