Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of inconsiderate flatmates who block the entrance/exit of your building’s car park with their massive SUVs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Crops Grown:	5542

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Emeralds Found:	6150	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
New Chunks Explored:	139522	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7225	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Our tag: t.me/vanillape

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	9362	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	3623	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Potions Brewed:	102
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Star Shards Collected:	96
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Animals Bred:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Farms Harvested:	618	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Crops Grown:	7168
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.