Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LifeGoalz Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams come true and reality is just a suggestion. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft even more ridiculous together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineCraftMate: The One!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner sits on the couch watching TV? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can bond with your significant other by building epic structures together and fighting off creepers side by side! Who needs couples therapy when you can just play Minecraft together?

Join our server and witness the most romantic proposal ever – one player built a giant diamond ring out of blocks and popped the question in front of all their friends. Talk about relationship goals!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret love potion hidden somewhere on the server that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

So come join us and find out why our server is the ultimate place for love, adventure, and building a future together (literally)!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server that’s so wild, even Hezbollah comms. chief Muhammad Rashid Shafi would’ve loved it!

We’ve got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff, and zombies that do the cha-cha instead of trying to eat your brains. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly!

Join our server and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. It’s like, totally epic, dude.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FraudCraft: DOJ vs Russian Spies

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so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Love Bytes Server

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so, like, this server is like, soooo lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, the scientists are all like, “yo, our brains react differently to love, man.” and we’re all like, “whoa, dude, that’s deep.” but, like, on this server, our brains react to love in the most insane ways, bro.

like, when you join this server, you’ll feel a love so strong, it’ll activate all the neural pathways in your brain at once. you’ll be building with blocks and mining for diamonds, but also feeling the love of a thousand suns. it’s like, next level stuff, man.

and, like, the different types of love on this server are wild, bro. there’s, like, platonic love where you’ll be giving your buddies virtual hugs and high fives all day long. then there’s, like, romantic love where you’ll be crafting love letters out of redstone and roses. it’s, like, a love fest up in here, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience a love like no other, come join this server, bro. your brain will thank you, and your heart will be overflowing with joy. it’s, like, a love revolution, man. don’t miss out on the craziest love-filled Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even anime adaptations couldn’t handle! We’ve got secret extra chapters hidden throughout the server that will blow your mind. Rumor has it, one player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking llama companion. Who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in our wacky world. So come join us and uncover the mysteries that even anime couldn’t handle!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Animals Bred:	186
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockBusters

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Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3401	Farms Harvested:	897
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

GenocideGamerGirl

Accountability, ACCUSED, charges, Conflict, Court, criminal, defendant, French, Genocide, GenocideGamerGirl, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, prosecution, Syria, trial, trial proceedings, War Crimes, WOMAN

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Towns Built:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Orphan Lit Roleplay

books, Characters, creativity, family, fictional characters, guidance, imagination, inspiration, lit, literary role models, Literature, Loss, Mentorship, Options, ORPHAN, orphanhood, reading, role models, Roleplay, Support, Tragedy, upside

so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	1939	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.