Tortuga Pirate Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bring Me Kojima – Minecraft SMP

BRING, bring me kojima, Death Stranding, Game Developer, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hideo kojima, japanese game designer, Kojima, kojima admirers, kojima enthusiasts, kojima fanbase, kojima fans, kojima followers, kojima games, kojima loyalists, kojima productions, kojima supporters, metal gear solid, Minecraft, playstation games, smp, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	112
Towns Built:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret quest to find the legendary game developer Hideo Kojima hidden somewhere in our world. Rumor has it that he holds the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft secrets and powers. Join us on this wild adventure as we search high and low for Kojima and uncover the mysteries of our server. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get into along the way! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Kojima awaits, will you answer the call?

LoveCraft SMP

acceptance, Affection, appreciation, comfort, Companionship, Connection, Contentment, emotions, feelings, fulfillment, Happiness, joy, love, lovecraft, relationships, SECURITY, smp, Support, Understanding, validation, warmth

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and mining for diamonds like a basic b*tch? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is throwing a party in the End dimension every Saturday night. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the love, the laughter, and the sheer insanity that awaits you. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet llama that raps like Eminem? Join now and find out how it feels to be loved…by a bunch of pixelated block creatures. YOLO, amirite?

LemonCraft: Make Mine(lemons)Craft!

adaptation, Challenges, coping, lemon desserts, lemon juice, lemon recipes, lemon zest, lemonade, lemonade from scratch, lemonade out of lemons, lemonade stand, lemoncraft, lemons, Life, making the best of it, MinelemonsCraft, Overcoming, positivity, resilience, silver linings, turning sour into sweet

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you lemons? Well, on our server, we turn those lemons into diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got a lemonade stand that’s actually a secret entrance to a hidden diamond mine. And don’t even get us started on the lemon-powered flying machines we’ve got cruising around the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a pet lemon tree that drops enchanted lemons that give you special powers when you eat them. Want to shoot lemonade out of your hands like a superhero? Done. Want to ride a giant lemon into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

So come join us on our crazy, lemon-filled Minecraft adventure! Who knew lemons could be so much fun?

SoggyShip Minecraft Server

cargo ship, crew members, crew missing, emergency response, international waters, maritime accident, maritime authorities, maritime disaster, maritime news, maritime safety, mediterranean sea, Minecraft, naval incident, Russian, Russian Foreign Ministry, Russian sailors, sank, search and rescue, Server, Shipping industry, SoggyShip, tragic event, vessel sinking

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A RUSSIAN CARGO SHIP IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA – SINKIN’ AND MISSING CREW LEFT AND RIGHT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE, YOU MIGHT END UP LOST AT SEA BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD TIME! WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES AND INSANE BUILDING CHALLENGES, COME ON AND JOIN THE MADNESS! 🚢🌊🤪

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ores Mined:	1890

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.

Cancer Cure Crafters

advanced medical technology, Cancer, Cancer Cell Conversion, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, Cancer Cell Reversal, Cancer Cell Reversion, Cancer Cell Transformation, Cell State Conversion, Cell State Reversion, Colon Cancer Therapy, Colon Cancer Treatment, Crafters, cure, groundbreaking technology, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, new technology, Non-toxic Cancer Treatment, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Revert Cancer Cells, Side Effects Avoidance, Tumor Cell Treatment

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest tech dat can turn cancer cells into normal cells! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and suddenly u get hit with a cancer cell but BAM, our tech swoops in and turns it into a normal cell like it ain’t no thang. no side effects, just pure minecraft fun! join now and let’s cure cancer, one block at a time!

Kid’s Dream Heels 1.20.6

1.20.6, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fashion, childhood favorites, childhood footwear, childhood memories, dream, fashion choices, fashion influences, fashion trends, favorite shoes, heels, High heels, Kids, kids fashion, Nostalgia, retro fashion, shoe memories, shoe obsessions, shoe preferences, shoe styles, vintage heels

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF!

Imagine a world where you can build the craziest heels you liked when you were a kid, like, who wouldn’t want that?

We got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into tiny little pixelated pieces.

And the community? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the community, they’re like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, it’s magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building those childhood heels, bro!

California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP

#youtube, California, CHANGED.., consequences, court system, crime, criminal behavior, Hope, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, penalties, recidivism, REFORM, Rehabilitation, Shoplifting, smp, societal impact, theft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5067	Alien Abductions:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just there to welcome you to the server with a bang! And if you manage to survive that, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for fun.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. Or how about our “Pig Racing Derby” where you ride pigs through obstacle courses and try not to fall off (spoiler alert: you will).

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! And remember, there’s always hope…unless you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens.

RedFlagPersonality – Minecraft SMP

arrogance, Behavior, character traits, controlling behavior, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative traits, Personality, red flag, red flags in dating, red flags in friendships, red flags in relationships, RedFlagPersonality, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, smp, toxic personality, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Bro, if you ain’t joining this epic Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. We got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. If that ain’t a red flag for a good time, I don’t know what is. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3358
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	506	Divine Spears Created:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7640
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

?Server version 1.16.5-1.21??Get a freebie /codes /free??Creator of Zolper??In short, a tiger server??Come in, everyone?

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play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	8

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Votes:	3215
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!