Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

blocky, BODYGUARD, die for Putin, new documentary, Putins, Russian propagandist, steven seagal, US actor

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Gazde Survival

Adventure Exploration Community Collaboration Quests Events Resources Building Economy Wealth Protection Plugins Contests Themed nights Biomes Landscapes Mountains Caves Beaches Creativity, Economy, PvP, Survival

-> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

-> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

-> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

-> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

-> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

-> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WispRP

brewery system, Community, custom races, Events, faction-based, Medieval, Minecraft, MorePlayerModels Mod, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, WispRP

Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

Roleplay-Friendly Environment Over 30 Custom Races Medieval and Faction-Based World MorePlayerModels Mod Support Unique Brewery System Community & Events

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

#youtube, Active, BetterBusinesses, Businesses, Cheats, Community, Custom, Development, Discord, Economy, gamemode, Great, Griefing, Hacks, java, Jobs, Kindness, Minecraft, optifine, Patreon, Performance Mods, Plugin, PvE, Respect, rules, server ip, Shops, Spamming, Survival, tiktok

BetterBusinesses Server

BetterBusinesses Server Overview

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
Discord	Join our Discord server
YouTube	BetterBusinesses YouTube Channel
TikTok	Follow us on TikTok
Patreon	Support us on Patreon

Key Features

Custom business plugin with robust GUI
Survival economy gamemode
Jobs
Chestshops
Friendly community

Rules

You must treat others with kindness and respect.
You may not grief others or the server.
You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
You may not advertise or spam.
One account per player only.
Have fun!

Thank you for being part of our community!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I run any kind of business on the server?	Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players?	Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
Can I hire employees for my business?	Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?	While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7057	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Baby Bump Minecraft Server

baby, bump, Conception, Family Planning, Fatherhood, female fertility, fertility, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, Insemination, Jealousy, male fertility, Minecraft, modern relationships, parenthood, Pregnancy, relationships, Reproduction, Server, social commentary, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, traditional roles

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

Bert van Koers’ ciclismo quizzes, Chrono des Nations, CreeperSlayer, CX races info, cycling, cycling races, Cyclocross, Exact Cross Beringen, Exact Cross Essen, free streams, Giro del Veneto, Gree-Tour of Guangxi, Kermiscross Ardooie, Live streaming, Mecha-Rusbert’s webm folders, Minecraft, Races info, road races, Simac Ladies Tour, smp, Tour de Kyushu, Tour of Chongming Island, Tour of Taihu Lake, Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race, Velodrama league code.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

ARMS, Arms Trading, Black Market, BoutCraft, Business, crime, criminal enterprise, Emporium, global security, illegal, international relations, Merchant of Death, money laundering, putin, Putins, russia, sanctions, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, trafficking, united nations, Victor Bout, weapons, wsj

come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty AI Instructions

Accumulated Instructions, ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Categorized Patterns, computer science, Crafty, data analysis, data processing, deep learning, Filtered Data, future technology, Information Technology, innovation, Instructions, intelligent systems, machine learning, neural networks, programming, robotics, Technology

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adult, application, astros, Community, Community members, Community oriented, Creative World, Datapacks, Days, Discord, Events, Fabric, form, Glory, Hardware, hermitcraft, History, long term, microphone, Minecrafters, Mods, optimization mods, PIXEL, Reach, RELIVE, Server, smp, Updates, Vanilla, world

Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
🔧 Server Version: 1.21
🎮 Vanilla World Features:
No world border Various recipe add-ons for enhancing vanilla experience High-end hardware for lag-free experience

What Astros Reach has to offer:

Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
Free community-use creative world
Weekly and monthly events
Helpful and knowledgeable community
Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: When was Astros Reach established?

A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

Q: What version is the server currently running?

A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

1.2 Details, Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, Chill, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZFriends

Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

anger, ANNOYED, Argument, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, disagreement, emotional outburst, Frustration, Hell, hostility, irritated, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexed, perplexity, Problem, puzzled, relationship issues, smp, Tension, Upset

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

#impatience, BoomerBlock, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, Courtesy, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, judgment, line, Manners, Minecraft, older woman, PUSHY, Respect, Rude, Rush, self service, Server, shopping, social norms, Waiting, weekly shop

So there’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Betty would want to cut in line just to join! Our server is so epic that even your mum (49 F) would be begging to play. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Betty appears, trying to push past you like she owns the place. But don’t worry, our server is so awesome that even Betty can’t ruin the fun. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows, maybe Betty will be there causing trouble!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ChoreCraft: Stepdaughter vs Son

chore distribution, ChoreCraft, family conflict, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household division of labor, Household Management, household responsibilities, parental favoritism, parenting challenges, parenting disagreements, sibling favoritism, Son, son chores, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter chores, stepdaughter complaints, stepfamily dynamics, stepfamily issues, stepmother struggles, stepson responsibilities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chores are the ultimate quest! Join now for a chance to sweep, dust, and wash bedding like never before. Our server is so lit, even the step daughter’s $1,000/month allowance can’t compete with the rewards you’ll earn from completing chores.

Embark on a journey to balance out the chores between siblings, just like in this epic tale of sweeping and dishwashing drama. Will you be the hero who saves the day and finally achieves household harmony? Or will you join the dark side and let the dust bunnies take over?

With outrageous tasks and insane stories to uncover, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your broom and get ready to sweep your way to victory! Join now and show us if you’re the ultimate chore champion.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCultCraft

belief system, BRAINWASHING, chance, charismatic, Community, control, CraftyCultCraft, Cult, cult followers, cult leader, cult practices, devotion, Followers, Ideology, indoctrination, influence, leader, Manipulation, opportunity, start a cult, Worship

If you had the chance to start a cult, why not join our Minecraft server instead? Our cult… I mean, server, is a place where you can worship the mighty diamond block and sacrifice sheep to please the Minecraft gods.

Join us for epic battles against the evil villagers who are trying to take over our pixelated world. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our loyal cult members to use in their quest for domination.

But beware, there are rumors of a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Will you be brave enough to face the clucks of doom and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the most ridiculous cult… I mean, community, you’ll ever encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CriticalCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Beirut, Conflict, critical condition, CriticalCraft, current events, hezbollah, Hospital, IAF strike, injured, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SECURITY, Senior Hezbollah leader, Server, Terrorism, update, Wafiq Safa

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are trying to get in on the action? Well, guess what? Our server is so fire that even Wafiq Safa himself tried to join, but got wrecked by an IAF strike in Beirut! Now he’s in ‘critical condition’ and missing out on all the epic adventures and crazy builds happening on our server. Don’t be like Wafiq Safa, join us now and let’s show him what he’s missing out on! Just watch out for those pesky airstrikes, they can really ruin your day. Let’s get crafting, gamers!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Toothy McSharp Minecraft SMP

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BetterBusinesses Server Overview

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

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What Astros Reach has to offer:

Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: When was Astros Reach established?

Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: What version is the server currently running?

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

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