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CraftyFantasy – LOLZ Server for Granblue Fans

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride through the Wyorst Of Both WyorldsSyeox Byattlepass, where you can battle it out with Vyane Chyaracter Guyideyoutube.com/watch?v=ZFD5tpPVy_8 [Embed] and compete in crazy tournaments like the EU tournyament #2 where 2B-ANYON emerged victorious!

But that’s not all, we also have the NYA tournyament #3 where Ferry-ANYON took home the gold. And don’t forget about our Oldyer Tournyaments VYODS, where legends are made!

Join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby and turn Crossplyay up to 11 so you can jyoin Plyatform lyobbies and battle it out in epic showdowns. And if that’s not enough, come hang out in Japan Platform Lobby 1 for our Lobby Meet-Up Events where anything can happen!

We’ve got a wild schedule with EUWyednesday, Syaturday, and Syunday events at 8:00 PM CET, as well as NAWyednesday, Syaturday, and Syunday events at 8:00 PM EST. And stay tuned for the upcoming DLC character, Byatrix (coming soon)!

This week’s fwee ryotation includes Gwan, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnig – so get ready to rumble! Check out the latest Pyatch Nyotes, visit our Styeam pyage, and explore our Wyebsite for all the info you need.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pixelated Pals: Land of the Llamas

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! In this server, we have created our very own country called SOVL (Secret Order of Villager Lovers) where all players are required to wear a mustache and speak in a British accent at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret weakness for carrot cake and can be easily defeated by a well-timed bake-off. And don’t forget about our annual llama races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and become a part of the craziest country in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Where Blocks Survive & Vanilla is Anything But Bland

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Survival Blocks
Version	1.20.4
Features	Classic Survival gameplay with claim plugin to prevent griefing
IP Address	play.survivalblocks.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/QuxuwPmj2Y

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Survival Blocks?	Survival Blocks is a classic Survival server focusing on the nostalgic Minecraft experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. A claim plugin with a golden shovel is implemented to prevent griefing.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the IP address play.survivalblocks.com in your Minecraft client.
Can I play with friends on Survival Blocks?	Yes, you can invite and play with your friends on the server for a cooperative gameplay experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Star Shards Collected:	67
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	9484
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Genetically Modified Femcel Funland

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join us if you want to share your genes with some smelly femcel – because who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? We’re all about genetic diversity and creating a community of players who are as tall as 6’3 and as Slavic as they come.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy genetics and hilarious shenanigans, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match and create the ultimate Minecraft power couple!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where only the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more can join. Why join, you ask? Well, because we all know that the real VIPs are the ones with the big numbers, and we’re here to celebrate them in all their glory.

Think your 499 view oshi deserves a spot? Well, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like the Russian sensation DMITRY_BALE or the Chinese powerhouse hennie2001.

But wait, what about the corpo vtubers? As long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can still hang with the cool kids here. And don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Twitch clips to VOD archival to keep you entertained.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. And remember, in this world of Minecraft, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CosmicX VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	CosmicX
Pros	Pros
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers Offers a wide variety of mini-games and game modes Constant updates and new content Active and large player base	Expansive 512×512 creative plots with powerful tools Vanilla creative server with custom features Private realms for solo or group play Fair rules and inclusive community
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players due to complexity Some game modes may have long queue times Premium ranks and perks may give paying players an advantage	Not as well-known or established as Hypixel May have smaller player base Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel

FAQ

What makes Hypixel different from CosmicX?

Hypixel is one of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers known for its wide variety of mini-games and game modes. It offers constant updates and has a large player base. On the other hand, CosmicX focuses on creative plots, vanilla creative server, private realms, and fair rules with an inclusive community.

Is there a pay-to-win aspect in either server?

Hypixel may have premium ranks and perks that give paying players an advantage, while CosmicX aims to maintain fair gameplay for all players with its rules and regulations.

Which server is better for new players?

CosmicX may be more beginner-friendly with its focus on creative freedom and a supportive community, while Hypixel’s complexity and wide range of game modes may be overwhelming for new players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	231386	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft Madness: Blue Archive Anime Fun!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with basic skins? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with Blue Archive Anime Sensei skins that will make you look so skinny and unthreatening that no one will ever suspect you of being manly. In fact, you’ll look like such a wuss that you’ll never have sex again! Join us for a laugh and a good time as you navigate through the world looking like the ultimate anime sensei. Who needs muscles when you have style? Join now for a good time and some questionable fashion choices!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky McBlockface Land of LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for cookies.

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted fishing rods. The winner gets a pet dragon that will follow them around and roast any enemies that come too close.

3. Our server has a hidden jungle temple that is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the maze of traps and puzzles. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasure hidden within?

4. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into disco-dancing party animals. They will follow you around and provide you with endless milk and steak, all while busting out their best dance moves.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	8631	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FMA > FMAB: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for all you Minecraft fanatics out there!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the zombies into Justin Bieber look-alikes (trust us, it’s hilarious).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Remember, fma > fmab, and our server is fma > all the rest!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1924	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	69	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ChillZone SMP VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	ChillZone SMP
– Massive player base – Wide variety of minigames – Constant updates and new content – Active community events – Custom plugins and features – Competitive gameplay – Active support team – Public server with no whitelist	– Small and close-knit community – Player-controlled economy – Whitelisted server – User-friendly land-claiming plugin – Discord integration – Vanilla gameplay with tweaks – Player shops – Experienced and friendly staff – Relaxed server rules

**Hypixel FAQ:**

1. How many players are usually online on Hypixel? – Hypixel typically has tens of thousands of players online at any given time.

2. Can I join Hypixel without a whitelist? – Yes, Hypixel is a public server and does not require a whitelist to join.

3. Are there any custom plugins on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel has a range of custom plugins and features to enhance gameplay.

4. What kind of events does Hypixel host? – Hypixel hosts a variety of community events, tournaments, and giveaways.

**ChillZone FAQ:**

1. How do I join ChillZone SMP? – You can join ChillZone SMP by filling out an application form on their Discord server.

2. Is ChillZone SMP a whitelisted server? – Yes, ChillZone SMP is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

3. What kind of economy system does ChillZone SMP have? – ChillZone SMP features a diamond-based player-controlled economy system.

4. Are there any server rules on ChillZone SMP? – Yes, ChillZone SMP has relaxed server rules that prohibit things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty IQs: Are you smarter than a creeper?

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Are you tired of being the smartest person in your country? Do you yearn for a challenge that will make your brain cells do the cha-cha slide? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with players who have PhDs in block placing and redstone engineering!

Join us and witness the average level of education skyrocket as players learn advanced mathematics just to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. We’ve had players go from barely knowing how to spell “Minecraft” to writing their doctoral thesis on the economic impact of diamond mining in just a few weeks!

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your IQ boosted to infinity and beyond, hop on our server and prepare to be schooled in the ways of Minecraft mastery! Who needs a college degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream, am I right?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crops Grown:	6556	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	716	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blockwatch – Where Minecraft meets Overwatch in a hilarious mashup! Join the fun at ‘/owg/’ server today!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures with our hero, Venture, who will lead you on quests like no other.

But wait, there’s more! We have competitive reworks that will blow your mind, defense matrix that will make you unstoppable, and a new tank that will crush your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a collab with Porsche coming soon, because who doesn’t want to drive a luxury car in Minecraft?

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had, with map reworks, new skins, and even a Space Ranger theme in Season 12. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of the madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6915	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ScuffleMC | SkyGens | New Season | 1.8 PvP | SkyMining | PvE | SkyKilling | Custom Plugins | Custom Enchants | Crates | GUI Games | Economy

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Dive into the vast world of ScuffleMC – where the sky is not the limit! Catering to the most unique Skygen experiences, we pride ourselves on delivering a blend of traditional and inventive Minecraft gameplay.

Features:

amplify your gameplay, making

Become part of our growing community and carve your legacy. Every vote brings us closer to being the top Skygen server and supports our continual growth and innovation.

Join ScuffleMC today! 🌌🛡️🪓

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crops Grown:	5020
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HoloCraft: Where Creepers Watch You Stream!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because holojp is here to save the day! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while wearing top hats and monocles. And did we mention that our server is located on a floating island made entirely out of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE!

So what are you waiting for? Join holojp today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s get this party started, holojp style!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2