Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Passages Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ores Mined:	7429
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CretanCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

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come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Magic Items Found:	5857
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	105	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ores Mined:	4371
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	241
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Emeralds Found:	7972	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1041
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19