yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, Tokyo just approved dis ordinance to prevent abuse by customers in Japan’s 1st! like, u don’t wanna be abused by customers, right? so come join us and build ur own safe haven away from all dat craziness. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the abuse by customers gets outta hand!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Alien Abductions: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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