so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 5030 Farms Harvested: 893
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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