so, like, the tokyo government is, like, launching this dating app, right? but get this, it’s not just any dating app, it’s, like, gonna boost the birthrate! like, they’re gonna match people up so they can, like, make babies and stuff. can you imagine swiping right and then boom, you’re a parent? it’s gonna be wild, man. so if you wanna find love and, like, contribute to society at the same time, you gotta join this server. who knows, maybe you’ll find your soulmate and pop out a bunch of babies. it’s gonna be a real party, dude.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
Farms Harvested: 379 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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